A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With “Tor”

The first little boy says, “Alligator.””Very good, that’s a big word.”The second boy says, “Predator.” “Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.” Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.” After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.” “Well my Mum has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”