When Maria arranged a surprise party for her husband’s 40th birthday, she didn’t expect to see strangers walking through the door instead of him. The surprising mix-up, which involved an unanticipated Airbnb rental, resulted in a memorable night of laughing and unexpected guests. My husband’s 40th birthday was approaching, and I wanted to throw him…
It pays me enough to support my small family. Our two boys, Liam and Jake, are my main inspirations. Liam, 12, has an inquisitive mind and an aptitude for science. Meanwhile, Jake, ten, is our little athlete. Then there’s Kyle, my husband of 15 years. Kyle is the calm in my madness, the constant presence…
The wife asks her husband: “When will you buy me a diamond ring like you promised?” The husband replies: “When I manage to pay your golden price… patience!”
My FIL, Jeff, seemed lost without his wife, so my husband and I invited him to stay. At first, everything was fine — I cooked for everyone, and he settled in. But soon, his attitude changed. He began treating me like a maid, asking for cookies, milk, or water, each hour even when I was…
Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Elsa. Do you have a last wish before you enter paradise?” “I do,” Elsa replied “I would like to return to Earth for a few…
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. “Monday’s the best night when my husband…
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a…
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A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells:“Goddamn it! I missed!”, startling the nun. She let it slip by and the match continues. But…
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Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a Time”? No, many of them begin “If I am elected, I promise …” Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump. After a few…
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he…
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a gorgeous housewife, who invites him in for lunch. Joe happily accepts. After lunch, the woman invites him up to the…
A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him. A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.” He walks up to him and says: “Gee, you’ve got a nice dog!” The fool replies, “Are you crazy? That’s a brick!” The angry cop walks away….