An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area,” said…
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally,…
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly…
Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader’s store…
Robert, who is 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband, may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities…
Lexo më shumë “The young bride was taken by her older husband many times on their wedding night” »
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’ The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,…
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key…
Sharing is caring! A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it. “I will give anything they desire of…
“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it…
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks. “If there is a memento of some sort inside.” “Yes,” says Sally, “a look of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair…
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer…
👇 Read The Joke Of The Day 👇 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink. He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck. Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him leans over and squawks, “Hey! You! Get me a bloomin’ whisky.” Hurriedly,…