Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick…
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Four older men were playing golf. Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him. The first chap says: My son has done extremely well this year. He has made such a pile that he was even able to make a friend a gift…
A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing,…
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists…
The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked. “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied. “Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your…
One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada. He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service. Jimmy, with his Newfoundland accent says: “ I would like to see Peggy Sue.” The hostess replies: “ok, she is just finishing up and…
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An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar. She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her valuables, and shouted, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” “Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.” The burglar…
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A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’ The wife replied ‘That’s for the slip of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou on it!’ ‘Don’t worry’, said the husband,…
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A boy asks his mom, “Why am I black and you’re white?” Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you’re lucky you don’t bark.”
Edna: “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week! He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then…
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We all have minor hobbies that make us happy and divert us from our daily lives. Someone like cooking, creating wonders in the kitchen, while others enjoy knitting snug sweaters and making handmade sausages. And sometimes what began as a pastime evolves into an additional source of money. I met a man. Our connection progressed…
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes…
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