A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the Military Police ran off, the…
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A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife settled onto the couch and turned on the television. As she watched, a news report flashed across the screen, announcing that someone was driving the wrong way down the interstate….
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. They had been childhood sweethearts, and after retiring, they returned to their old neighborhood. Hand in hand, they took a walk down memory lane, eventually arriving at their old school. Surprisingly, the door was open, so they stepped inside. In one of the classrooms, they found…
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Two little old ladies, Mary and Eileen, sat on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was taking place. The shorter one, Mary, sighed and said, “Life’s gotten so dull. We never have any fun anymore. For €10, I’d strip down and streak right through that boring flower show!” Eileen’s eyes…
My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’ A year later, her husband tracked me down and showed up at my door with teary eyes. My entire…
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The wife says to her husband: “Why did you tell me I was your dream?” The husband replies: “Because dreams don’t cost a thing!” The wife responds: “Then it would’ve been better if you never woke up!”
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and who doesn’t love a good joke to brighten their day? From kids and animals to life’s quirky moments, these 12 jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle or a laugh-out-loud moment, we’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and…
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