Sharing is caring! Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good…
You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on…
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Sharing is caring! One night the Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from the sky and into my well!” He ran into his house and returned with a hook attached to a rope. He then threw the hook into…
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve already wet mine.” ———————– A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.” He spends…
🤣 A funny joke that’ll make you laugh out loud! – The funniest jokes, humor & comedy ever told! 🤣 👇 Read The Joke Of The Day 👇 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Thinking his wife was cheating, a husband hired a private detective to trail her. The husband wanted more than a written report – he wanted video…
Sharing is caring! A fellow stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, “About 2 hours.” The man left. A few days later, the same fellow stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long…
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old…
Sharing is caring! An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little…
It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!” she yelled, “I just saw a naked man outside my window!” The receptionist immediately rushes up to the old lady’s room. “Where is he?”…
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Sharing is caring! A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce. The husband says nothing,…
👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The first guy says, “So am…
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Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that…
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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Steve invites his mother over for dinner. During the dinner, his mother can’t help but notice that Steve’s roommate Peter is very tall and handsome. She had long suspected that the two of them were more than roommates, so she asked her son if they were a couple. But Steve…
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl!” The woman kept quiet…
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〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales. Midway through one particular mall, the wife noticed that her husband was missing. Annoyed, she called him on his cellphone. The wife said, “Where are you, you know we have lots of sales to get to?!” He replied, “You remember…
The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. “We must know that you will follow our instructions, regardless of the circumstances,” he explains. “Inside this…
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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he started talking to three girls nearby. “They were maybe twenty years old, two blondes and a redhead.” “One had legs, one had knockers like you wouldn’t believe, and the…
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…
👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was…
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to…
👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike…
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There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks,“ Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” The…
An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids. ”Now his mind travels back to…
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking…
👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland said to the priest sitting beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” The priest answered, “Of course child. What may I do for you?” She replied, “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that…
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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow…
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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.” The first guy says, “I was with my…
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Sharing is caring! During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I…
Sharing is caring! Father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: “I feel it is my duty to provide you with the best education possible, and you do not owe me anything for providing that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, I want each of you to…
👇 Read The Joke Of The Day 👇 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver…
… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,…
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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first,… “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we…
He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps…
On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, “Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!” Marie says, “I took lessons.” A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. The…
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Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the…
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see The Grand Canyon…
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The group was made up of three young mothers and their small children, and the goal was to find out their problems and solve them together. The session started, and the psychiatrist got up, turned to face them and said, “Everyone has their own problems. These problems are different for each individual, but we often…
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After years of resentment and hardship, Mike discovers that the Bible his late grandmother left him holds a shocking secret. What starts as a reminder of their last fight soon becomes a lifeline. Mike slumped behind the grocery store counter, his uniform wrinkled and his face weary. The hum of scanners and chatter surrounded him,…
When Miranda wiped down the kitchen counter with meticulous care, her mind still reeled from the morning’s events. Carlos, her ex-boyfriend, had made an unexpected appearance at the restaurant where she worked, his intentions clearly aimed at h_umiliating her in front of her colleagues and customers. Despite the ache in her chest and the embarrassment…
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