“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it…
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks. “If there is a memento of some sort inside.” “Yes,” says Sally, “a look of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair…
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer…
👇 Read The Joke Of The Day 👇 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink. He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck. Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him leans over and squawks, “Hey! You! Get me a bloomin’ whisky.” Hurriedly,…
Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick…
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Four older men were playing golf. Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him. The first chap says: My son has done extremely well this year. He has made such a pile that he was even able to make a friend a gift…
A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing,…
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists…