And Larry, poor Larry, was left powerless, just a man with a soggy clipboard and no authority to back it up. So, Larry, if you’re reading this, keep on looking. I’ve got plenty more ideas where these came from.

My HOA President Fined Me for My Lawn – I Gave Him a Reason to Keep Looking
on my face. The whole neighborhood had come together, united by lawn ornaments and sheer spite.






