An 80-Year-Old Lady Orders a Premium Scotch on a Luxury Cruise. When the Bartender Asks Why She Only Wants Two Drops of Water, Her Response Leaves the Entire Bar Laughing

A lady goes to the bar on a luxury cruise ship and orders a single malt Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it’s today.”

The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. This one is on me.”

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink too.”

The senior traveler  says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.”

“Coming up,” says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one too.”

The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another premium spirit with two drops of water.”

She sat back comfortably in the exclusive lounge.

As he gives her the drink, he says.

“Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old woman replies. …

..

. “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor.

Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

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