A man calls his wiffe

A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don’t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?”
The wife sensed something was off, but being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.

After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself.

The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on. “Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied.

Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”

The wife smirked and said, “Oh, I did! They were in your fishing box.”

A woman’s husband had been drifting in and out of a coma for months
A woman’s husband had been drifting in and out of a coma for months, but she never left his side.

Every single day, she sat by him, holding his hand and hoping for his recovery.

One day, he finally opened his eyes, looked around, and motioned for her to come closer. She leaned in, her heart racing with relief and joy. His voice was weak, but he managed to whisper, tears glistening in his eyes, “You know something?

You’ve been with me through every tough moment in my life.”

She smiled warmly as he continued, “When I lost my job, you were there for me.

When my business went under, you stood by my side. When I got s.h.o.t, you were right there in the hospital.

When we lost the house, you stayed with me. And when my health started to fail, you never left.”

Her heart swelled with emotion as she whispered back, “Oh, darling, that’s so sweet.

What are you trying to say?”

He took a deep breath, looked her in the eye, and said, “I think you’re cursed.”

LOL!!

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