You Won’t Believe What This Woman Said About Her Service Dog!

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.

What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being

super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.

She said B*tt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.

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