My wife came in the bathroom

My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I put

my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants on and pulled them up

and told her I had to park the old guy in the right spot.

Now my wife and I have been married for just a bit over 40 years but had dated for 5

years prior to that so this is nothing new for us.

I carry on like this a lot and she never

comments. She just smiles and carries on pretty much ignoring me but today she

really surprised me and actually made a funny remark.

She looked at me and said, “So…that’s where handicap parking is”, and walked out.

I cracked up. True story.

It happened this morning.

Related Posts

He Disowned His Daughter for 16 Years—Then a DNA Test and a Contested Inheritance Left Him Speechless

When my son turned his back on his daughter, my husband and I stepped in without hesitation. Sixteen years later, he showed up demanding a DNA test…

He laughed and charged me like I was nothing.

I am Shiloh Kenny, 32 years old, the woman my entire family has called a useless filing clerk for the last 10 years. Nobody thought a family…

At My Husband’s Funeral, I Found A Crumpled Note Tucked Under His Hands. I Thought Our 36-Year Marriage Was Perfect—Until That Note Exposed A $500,000 Hidden Asset And A Life I Knew Nothing About

I was 55 years old, newly widowed after 36 years of marriage, when something I found at my husband’s funeral made me question whether I’d ever really…

The Dinner Mix-Up That Taught Us to Talk Honestly

I went on a date with a girl, and halfway through the evening my stomach suddenly started hurting. I excused myself and went to the bathroom, trying…

My Son Tried To Declare Me Mentally Unfit To Seize My $1.2M Savings. I Walked Into The Bank, Signed One Final Document, And Permanently Removed Him From My Family Estate

He tried to close my bank account—not ask for money, not borrow, not even steal. Quietly, he walked into the branch, told them I was incapacitated, and…

A Gorilla Pulled a Man in a Wheelchair Into Her Enclosure — What Happened Next Shocked Everyone

The elderly man had spent years of his life working at the zoo as a caretaker, caring for the animals with patience and kindness. Even after an…